Adolfo Trana Bilingual Real Estate Agent's Blog

  I hope you enjoy this one. A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural  Western North Carolina. He shot and  dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.  As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he wa...

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Here are some QuickFacts about Gwinnett County, Ga Provided by the Census Bureau. Gwinnett County, Georgia Further information Want more? Browse data sets for Gwinnett County   People QuickFactsGwinnett CountyGeorgia Population, 2006 estimate 757,1049,363,941 Population, percent change, April 1, ...

SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA BUSINESS WINDOW:                           'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS              THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'             This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged a...

 A Young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota."Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You ...

 A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.He sits down and places the bag on the counter.The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small pia...

 When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked bythe Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an exampleof empire building' by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent manyof its fine young men and women into great peri...

 An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and says,   "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month."   Murphy shocked and saddened by the ...

 A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been  circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher tol...

 Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and  Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention.Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and  make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I c...