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You have just spent a lovely Saturday afternoon showing Mr & Mrs Buyer lovely 3 bedroom 2 bath pool homes in the $200,000 range. Mr & Mrs Buyer tell you,they would like to make an offer on the 25th home you showed them today!You are probably excited that your day of being tour guide might actuall...

Subject: STRESS I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.  Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.  Look at both dolphins jumping out...

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a  couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?"             "...

I am writing this blog to rant as I am miffed again by a couple of local realtors who are pulling every trick in the book to get business.How do we get this nonsense to stop?   This past weekend,I get a call from one of my realtors at our beach office.She says,you aren't going to believe this...s...

~The Wal-Mart Cat~ A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! This is Snowball,The CEO(Cat Executive Officer) ...

I have been a part of active rain just over a month now and I can't tell you how happy I am to be a part of this.  I think today,I will be passing the 25,000 point mark....How I did this so quickly,is beyond me....but 50,000 is around the corner!   I have to thank my agent in Orlando,Alex Harb,fo...

Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better. Eat right!Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.Get plenty of exercise becauseexercise helps build your immune system.Walk f...

Why are women so hard to please?Soon after my girlfriend and I met, she mentioned how she really wished that she could afford a riding lawnmower. She was a single gal that worked all dayand was often tired in the eveningwhen she got home from work.So, being the handy sort of guy thatI was, I made...

Beach & Luxury Realty is one of the sponsors for the pitch session held every 2nd and 4th Wednesday of each month at Beachway Condominiums in their Clubhouse.(10764 70th Ave Seminole,fla 33772)This is Just south of Park Blvd. Networking begins at 8:30am followed by pitch at 9:00am. Both residenti...

I have decided to write this blog,as I am tired of parents who refuse to parent their out of control children.   Today,I was disturbed,as I was at a local fast food restaurant that has one of those playgrounds.One parent came out of the playground,with a child asking who is the parent that belong...