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If You Liked My Blog On Rory and Milly...You Are Gonna Love Finnegan!These animals show,just because one is different,they can still be loved!This woman , who plans to release Finnegan, the young squirrel, back into the wild, bottle-fed the infant squirrel after he was brought to her house. When ...

Since the brunette jokes I posted last week were so popular,I have decided to give it to the brunettes one more time!:)So blondes,this is more revenge for you...have someone read these to you and enjoy!LOLQ: Why are most brunettes flat chested?A: It makes it easier to read their t-shirt     Q: Wh...

Baseball's Annual Winter Meetings Start Today in Nashville and there should be plenty of activity.... There are 2 big prizes out there...Johan Santana and Miguel Cabrera.     The Yankees appeared to be close to landing Johan Santana this weekend. But enter the RedSox latest offer....   The Yankee...

For many people, decorating the Christmas tree is a favorite part of the holiday. Here are some safety tips and facts for you:Christmas TreesA real tree can add to the spirit of Christmas by filling your home with beauty and the scent of pine. But a real tree can also pose a fire hazard. Each yea...

These are funny..yet true! 10 Unconditional Truths of Life Number 10- Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7-...

Getting into the holiday spirit!This is sung to the Winter Wonderland tune....(Every time I hear this tune...I am going to be singing this...LOL)Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In t...

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus traveling in an elevator of a very nice hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $100 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??     Santa of course, the other two don't exist!   ------------...

12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition  On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:Twelve bags of catnip!Eleven tarter Pounce treats,Ten ornaments hanging,Nine wads of Kleenex,Eight peacock feathers,Seven stolen Q-tips,Six feathered balls,Five MILK JUG RINGS!Four munchy house plants,Th...

Has this ever happened to you?I am sure it has!Where you say something and just wish after the words flew out that you wished your lips had never moved.   How do you apologize?Do you lose that friend?Client?What do you do?   I can remember one example of my foot in mouth problem....it happened ma...

Why the Little Angel is at the top of the Christmas Tree ... T'was the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreck... The Elves were on strike, For a bigger paycheck. Four reindeer where down with a bad case of the flu And the IRS wanted a piece of him too. His wife Mrs. Clause was on P.M.S. and...