Real Estate in Omaha Nebraska

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You Might Be A Redneck Real Estate Agent If * You recycle your own toilet paper* Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad* You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.* You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate."...

Elevator Magic Hillbilly  Real Estate Agent A real estate agent from the hills took his family on a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's ...

Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Win...

Generous REALTOR A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful REALTOR. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute."Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, yo...

Let me start out with a disclaimer that I'm not giving legal advice, But I would watch out what you agree to during a divorce in todays real estate market. I went out on a listing appointment last night, and something became appearant to me that I haven't really observed before. I met with a lady...

I found the solution to getting more motivated to sell real estate.  After 35 yrs in the business and being the Broker Owner, I sometimes find myself just waiting for the phone to ring instead of dialing the phone. Well today I found the motivation...  My oldest son starts college this fall (I wa...

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman real estate agent who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Hu...

"Mommy, where do babies come from?" "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mommy sighs, knowing this day would come so she sits her daughter down for a long talk about the birds and the bees. After Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies, the little girl is now silent for a whi...

 You're Gonna Hate Me For This One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner-Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excit...