Ed Macias REO Short Sale Commercial and Property Management

  Men are like pears.The older they get, the softer they get. Men are like the weather.Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like food processors.You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like commercials.You can't believe a word they say. Men are like department stores.Their clo...

  A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget ...

    How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.Why did the man cross the road?He heard the chicken was a slut.How does a man show that he is planning for the future?He buys two cases of beer.Why are blonde jokes so short?So men can remember th...

  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succes...

  Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither y...

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she...

    Little Johnny was walking along the railroad tracks when suddenly he got his foot caught under one of the railroad ties. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck. As he struggled to free his foot, he heard a noise and turned around. To his horror he saw a train coming.Panicked he starte...

  One night at an economy motel, a guest ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, he woke before 6, but the phone did not ring until 6:30."Good morning," a young man said. "This is your wake-up call."Annoyed, he let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to call me at 6!, what if I ...

¿Que Es Venta Corta ? Ahora está de moda la venta corta (short sale) para comprar propiedades. Y todo aquel que está activo en el mercado o que considera entrar a él, lo primero que piensa es en comprar a través de ese sistema; pero… ¿cómo funciona una venta de este tipo? ¿Cómo Funciona Una Venta...

  Do You Need a Living Trust? Over the last two decades, the popularity of Living Trusts has skyrocketed. No longer a tool just for the rich, Living Trusts are one of the most common estate planning tools in use today.This legal arrangement, usually drafted by an estate attorney, creates a separa...