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For anyone who has been reading my Top 10 lists over the past couple months, I apologize, but there's no funny stuff with this post.   This is a serious post that I've wanted to write for a while, but I knew it would take some time to compile all of the info, links, etc. into one place, so I've b...
08/23/2009
1.   Immediately after showing you houses, your agent "tweets" that he hates his annoying new clients. 2.   Your agent can't show you houses on the weekend because that's when they perform their community service hours. 3.   You're doing your home inspection and your agent's assistant is filling ...
08/10/2009
1.   This house is so much better...no stairs to climb, comfy carpet to lounge on, and an endless supply of porch columns to chew! 2.   Excuse me people...when will my doggy door be going in?  This builder is horrible! 3.   Hmmm...which new couch pillow do I start with? 4.   I hope that hot littl...
08/03/2009
1.   Our garden just started blooming 2.   My apartment complex is having a singles social in a few months...and the guy in 4B is a total hottie! 3.   Sounds cool dude, but don't you have to like, mow your own lawn and change air filters and stuff? 4.   My psychic made no mention of a house in my...
07/27/2009
1.    Chief Hiawatha called...he wants his land back. 2.    Your buyers, set to close on a 2 bedroom 1 bath condo, just found out they are having triplets. 3.    The home inspection came in and it has more pages than "War & Peace". 4.    Aunt Mildred has been reconsidering giving your buyer that ...
07/20/2009
Okay, so I'm going back to Monday for the Top 10...Tuesday just doesn't feel right! Today's Top 10 was written with the help of my special "guest blogger" Thea Anderson, also with AgentOwned Realty of Park Circle ;-) Top 10 Most Interesting Showing Instructions 1.    No matter what the bird says,...
07/13/2009
1.  It's not you, it's me...I admit I have a fear of commitment and would prefer having more casual relationships with numerous listing agents for every home I see. 2.  I'm getting back together with my ex-agent...he sent me a beautiful postcard yesterday saying how much he missed me. 3.  My ther...
07/07/2009
1.  Make sure you have some money in the bank to hold you over for a while...Ramen noodles may have gotten you through college, but it may be a few months till your 1st closing, and you will need a lot more energy than that to be a productive agent! 2.  Pick a company that has good support servic...
06/29/2009
1.    Pull a crinkled up earnest money check for $5,000 out of your pocket and say "Oops, where did this come from?" 2.    Ask them if you or your seller was supposed to tell the buyer that the listing used to be a meth lab...after closing. 3.    Go door knocking...to houses that have real estat...
06/22/2009
Here is this Monday's Top 10...I am cutting it pretty close at 11:15pm!  Enjoy! 1.    The June edition of Men's Journal voted Park Circle to be one of the nation's "Coolest Communities" http://www.wciv.com/news/stories/0609/628104.html 2.    Awesome restaurants & bars like Sesame http://www.sesam...
06/15/2009
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