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This morning I got on a bus with both of my front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at me and my bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, I said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at m...
YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD I love Christmas lights! They remind me of… “the people who voted for Obama…” They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t all that bright! Make it a great day from Glenn Freezman!! DISCLAIMER: I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY O...
The amazing story was told to me while My dog and I was doing a Therapy Dog Visit at a local "Nursing Home" It was a busy morning and about 8:30am an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00...
The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled "The Affordable Boat Act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat by April, 2014. These 'affordable' boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registra...
I have been in the Title Insurance Business for 28 years... Cabo, my pup, has been here 3 years. People don’t understand title insurance, they think it’s like a Kardashian: A no brainer! Title insurance protects, the buyer, against something like the previous owner failing to pay property taxes. ...
Make it a great day, and with this advice how could you not? Glenn
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a bea...
He still isn't talking to me for this!! I wish you all a safe and Happy Halloween! And Remember Witches can't have Babies because their husbands have Hallow-Weinies! Keep on smiling, Glenn Freezman
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From Family Abstract we bring you todays Stress Management Technique... The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1.Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2.Picture yourself with both your hands dangling ...