GAIL GLADSTONE RANTS

Looking for Work        A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'      A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and...

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my...

 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Y...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman...

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroadsWhy did the English build them like that? Because the first...

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With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter:Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and sh...

A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.  The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"  Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"  The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an   elderly couple is asking for sexual adv...

A friend shared this with me today: You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.  You don't even have to like 'em!We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party.  We turned on a night light, turned the answering Machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the ...

A friend was kind enough to send me this story today...thought I'd share it with you all: One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been ...