GAIL GLADSTONE RANTS

I have never really been a "groupie" or an oggling fan; however, have always had a deep seated admiration for Audrey Hepburn...she carried herself with such unspoken dignity.I received this poem in email today and it has been attributed to her; the sentiment makes me want to believe it is true......

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyot...

            A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem.Her two female parrotshave picked up a bad habit. Any time she hasvisitors, the two parrotsembarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi ! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?" To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile,explaining that h...

***what you are about to read is intended to be humorous and not intended to offend anyone.  If you do not have a good sense of humor, please do not read any further.MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENUHello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.Please select from the following options menu:I...

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into thesunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man?Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left thisbehind. What did he leave behind?________________.02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964...

Okay, I drove a top model Lexus for 3 years...went on to an S Type Jag for a year and a half, but am now the proud Mom of 40 MPG!!!!!  Check out this 6 on the floor little dynamo that buzzes down the streets like the other cars are standing still!   Aside from the phenominal gas mileage and great...

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper b...

You are a Realtor. TOP 10 REASONS YOU KNOW YOU ARE ON VACATION WHEN!10.  You are in the shower and do not hear phantom telephones ringing9.    You stop wearing a watch, carrying the cell phone or setting an alarm clock8.    You actually stop to look up at the stars;7.    You did not bring the cel...

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"You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy."~ Eric HofferARE YOU A BARGAIN HUNTER? When's the last time you went to shop at a store because they were advertising a big sale? Or pulled over to check out the offerings at a weekend yard sale? Or spent an hour browsing through...