Sherlock of Homes

Real Estate Agent - Sotheby's International Realty - BRE # 01362887
A very humorous Blog that highlights gaffes from the MLS & ad bloopers.
  Hi My AR friends! I know we can all use something to lift our spirits, so I am reposting one of my blooper blogs, and I have added a lot of new material. If you laugh just once, then it was worrth the time. Stay safe and well! Huh?"Off-side parking" (I told you not to  drink and drive.)"Located...
CORONA LOCKDOWN STRESS GROOMING: Note to self:Two showers a day (Kill time counting tiles), Shave legs often (I think I see bone), Pluck eyebrows (I'm down to one), Trim bangs (I'll miss those), Polish nails (It's hard to aim while drinking), Give self pedicure (I need a toe tourniquet), Give sel...
  Blooper Day is back by request my friends. Please enjoy some of these oldies I posted, as well as a lot of new hilarious MLS gaffes to add to the bag of crazy: Fruits and Nuts"Raid your kitchen of empty wine bottles" (I'll bet I can kill off a good Cabernet faster than Raid. Just sayin'...)“Plu...
 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY A.R. FRIENDS!  WISHING YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES BOUNTIFUL FOOD, WARM SHELTER, & UNCONDITIONAL LOVE  PEACE TO ALL ON EARTH                                                                                                                   GWEN BANTA                             ...
Dear AR Friends,My dog Buddy and I were attacked by 2 pit bulls last week while walking in my neighborhood. I only noticed them a split second before they jumped on me and took me to the ground. (I was holding my dog in my arms at the time.)  I sustained lacerations and bruises. Buddy ran, so the...
With Warmest Regards to my AR Family... 
To My AR Friends:
    Hi Friends - One of my zany followers asked me to re-post this for Halloween. Here is my D.O.A. post...with a few "killer" updates:   It’s Blooper day once again, my friends. There were enough typo casualties in the nationwide MLS listings this past week to fill an English Grammar ER. These a...
  'Making your career extinct with bloopers? Welcome back to the Blooper Blog, friends! I'm a firm believer that we should laugh at ourselves now...because it's harder to laugh once they strap you into a strait jacket. These MLS goofs underscore the fact that real estate can sometimes drive agent...
Hi, friends – welcome to this week’s edition of “How to shoot yourself in the foot in a public forum.” Gone To Waste“MUST be accompanied” (Is that why an accordion player is trailing me?)“Tall pams sway in the breeze” (Oh yes, the Pams - my favorite women’s basketball team.)“Call or don’t go” (Ch...

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