Attention all salespersons: It's time to take a test to determine how good a salesperson you really are. Could you sell a house that's a 10 on the Suckometer? If you get all the answers right, you will receive a can of Spam. Or not... 1. The house is devoid of natural light, so you: a) turn o...

02/19/2010

R.E. SALES IN THE LAND OF OZ

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For quite some time I have been collecting misspelled names of people and well-known places in our area. Sometimes the misspellings are even better than the actual names. Others, however, are just plain funny. Who could possibly argue that "Blurbank" Airport wouldn't be a better name for that s...

02/12/2010

"Marble Floors - Great for Clogging" - More MLS Humor

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Beware all agents: My loyal spies and I are watching everything you put in print. Why? Because real estate ads can be more fun than a whoopee cushion! We found another batch of blatant bloopers that will set February into full swing. Here we go again - jump onto the MLS Malapropism Merry-go-rou...

02/05/2010