Yippy-tay-aye-ay! I rounded up a few beauties this week, friends. These bloopers are excellent reminders that if you don't think before your fingers hit the keyboard, you'll come off like a horse's petute. This week's fertile field of bloopers was more like a tribute to Calabasas ranch country, ...

08/30/2010

Real Es-Speak - Button Up Before You're Locked Up!

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Recently a Mortgage Broker told me he could "request a specific appraiser and make sure the appraisal comes in at contract price." First of all, pal, I hear that HVCC Jail is a lot like Joliet Prison, but the male inmates aren't as pretty. And secondly, what the h_ll were you thinking when you s...

08/22/2010

The MLS on Martini Overdrive

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Just when you think you've seen it all... Have you ever wondered what beverages agents are drinking when they enter their new listings on the MLS, or when they create real estate ads? Shouldn't there be a three martini maximum when typing? Then again, it is Friday, and I schertainly shupport an ...

08/13/2010

UN-REAL ESTATE - REALITY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

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Recently a colleague and I were discussing all the changes we have witnessed since entering the wacky world of real estate. Of course we laughed about inebriated clowns at open houses, giveaway psychic readings, tofu fantasies, pony rides on dyspeptic ponies, stripper poles in living rooms and ...

08/06/2010