Marge Coffing's (mcoffing) Blog

 I rear-ended a car this morning.   So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the  car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?   Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!   He storms over to my car, looks up at ...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all differentcolors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.  The teenager would ...

Enema.......................Not a friend.Fester......................Quicker than someone else.Fibula......................A small lie.Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.G.I.Series..................World Series of military baseball.Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on...

Some Redneck Medical Terms:Artery......................The study of paintings.Benign......................What you be after you be eight.Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in R...

I lived in Atlanta, GA for 30 years and used to feel a bit embarrassed when folks would laugh about Georgia being a redneck oasis. Then on came Jeff Foxworthy to the scene and showed everybody how much money there is in redneck humor - or really, raking it in while laughing at oneself.  It's a re...

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 As I was evaluating a beach condo for possible earmarking as a fractional, the agent/owner said to me (with a great deal of condescension), " Well, Fractionals are just  this year's timeshares."  Yes, I was taken aback and even a bit irritated. But then, I realized that her statement was based p...