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Once we believe in ourselves,we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experiencethat reveals the human spirit. e. e. cummings It takes courage to grow upand become who you really are. e. e. cummings Courage is resistance to fear,mastery of fear, not absence of fear.Mark TwainLif...
Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.Average: Not too bright.Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law....
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the  gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."The second said," I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."  The third smiled and said, "I've g...
$300 billion FHA refi plan headed for House voteDate : 05/02/2008A plan to allow the Federal Housing Administration to help refinance up to 2 million troubled mortgage loans is headed for a vote in the House of Representatives, after receiving limited bipartisan support in a committee vote Thursd...
Foreclosure Scams on the Rise!Foreclosure Scams are on the rise because of the increasing number of foreclosures. It's very important as homeowners to know about these scams and avoid them like the plague. They may cause you more harm and headache as they prey on desperate homeowners looking for ...
6 Common Contractor Scams Unlike things that go bump in the night, contractor scams are living, breathing nightmares that rob your bank account and leave your house in worse shape than before. There is good news though. When you educate yourself how to recognize a scam from a legitimate repair an...
ScamsHow do you tell the scams from the genuine opportunities? Well, there is no real way to be 100% sure on all of the opportunities out there. But with a basic knowledge of how scams work and what to look out for, you are less likely to fall victim to one of them.I will list 6 common things to ...
I have spent a lot of time thinking about this subject lately, and have some advice for those of you who may still be in search of an answer.  Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.. don't waste them ...
GENDER ITEMSZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bat...
The MR. RIGHT Rejection LetterDear [____rejectee's name here_____],I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to ma...

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