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    Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,    the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry h...
PASS THE BUTTER .... please This is interesting . . . . . Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get...
A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?" The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No...
Peyton Manning, Tony Romo and Tom Brady go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game. God decides who will sit next to him by asking the boys a question.God asks Peyton Manning first, "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in ...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was...
You can have chocolate in front of your parents.You don't have to get undressed to eat chocolate.Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.You can have chocolate in public placesChocoalte taste betterPeople of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.You don't ha...
 Hello?""Hi honeyThis is Daddy.Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy.She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."After a brief pause,Daddy says,"But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.""Oh yes I do,and he's upstairs in the roomwith Mommy, right now."Brief Pause."Uh, okay then, this is what I wa...
10 best places for house bargainsThe best place to get a bargain on a home is an area where there is healthy job growth and more houses available than people to buy them.These are markets "where you have high inventories but pliable borrowers, with lenders willing to deal," says Anthony Sanders, ...
The Senate & House passed the stimulus package that includes higher mortgage limits for both FHA and the GSEs. Because of the importance of this issue, the bill could be signed by the President as early as tomorrow.We will keep you apprised.Below are the key provisions of the stimulus bill with r...
These programs are specifically desgined for Texas as they are written here.  They are available with varying differences depending on that state's lending laws.  So for the most part they are available Nationwide, just with small changes here and there. Down Payment Assistance Programs The Housi...

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