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A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an idiot.The genius says: “Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.”The idiot says: “Okay!”The genius then asks: “How many...
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Wrong email address:A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his...
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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginni...
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A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.The captain was asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”The Captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and aren’s discouraged.” They fight...
03/16/2021
Will’s experience at the airport:After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained profess...
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A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only gr...
03/13/2021
I gave my patient the results of her sleep study: “It looks like you stopped breathing in your sleep over 65 times per hour.”Her response: “Did I start back?” —Michael Breus, PhD, Scottsdale, Arizona
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Why is everyone so excited about the passing of the American Rescue Plan Act?  Let's take a look at some of the highlights of the provisions of this bill to see what all the hype is about.  ✴️ The act creates a new Sec. 6428B provides individuals with a $1,400 recovery rebate credit ($2,800 for m...
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