Norco Offical Horse Town USA Blog

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?" Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you lov...

Long ago and far away, in a land that time forgot, before the days of Dylan, Or the dawn of Camelot. There lived a race of innocents, and they were you and me, Long ago and far away In the Land That Made Me Me.  Oh, there was truth and goodness in that land where we were born, where navels were f...

   The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink aBeer.  After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Ownsthe big white horse outside?"  The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?"   The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and sai...

  I know as I sit here writing this I won't get any comments.  Oh that's not a negative statement.  It's just the plain truth.  No one wants to say, "Hay, I'm not successful."  One of the first things you learn in sales is to lie.  Sorry about that, but it is true.  We are taught never to say tha...

Because I'm a man , when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with acoat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option.I will win.___________________________________________________________________Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop th...

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offer...

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Merle...

Well as some grandmothers do I got into trouble early on.  I posted  "I'm A Grandmother----Well Kinda."  In this post I showed a picture of my daughter's new puppy Baily.  Well my son really got on me about why didn't I post a picture of his new addition Buddy.  Oppppps!  To be fair I didn't have...

Sent to my by my sister. Author Unknown A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my ...

This is a warning!  You click on this link at your own risk! The only thing I ask is you let me know what you think of what you see. I received this today from my sister.  I believe the author is Tony Robbins.  If this link doesn't open email me and I will forward it to you if you include a perso...