john smith's (sboewer4) Blog

 "The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.  The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."                                                                                                                                    ~Benjamin Mays     This quote is so true and I could not a...

I hope this does not bother anyone because I am posting this everywhere on Activerain. This is dedicated to my long time friend/brother who has passed away. This has been very hard on me and as soon as I read this all it did was remind me of Kreshaun. It also will help everyone realize the true m...

The Mortgage Industry is slowly declining but look on the bright side... It could be so much worse.On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to thethermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made byJohnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, loc...

 This is alittle pick me up for those of you who are in need.>     Sometimes we just need to be reminded!>>     A well-known speaker started off his seminar by>>     holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,>>     "Who would like this $20 bill?">>     Hands started going up.>>     H...

 Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.  She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face,  Her praying roused him from his slumber.  He looked  up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.  "Beck, my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she sa...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.   The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan,  so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz ...

Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?""No, Daddy. She's up stairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."Brief pause. Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!""Yes, I do. He's upstairs with Mommy now."Daddy says, "Honey, let's play a joke. Put down the phone, knock on ...

HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK  HOME SECURITY SYSTEM  1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size  14-16      work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,     a copy of  Guns & Ammo  magazine and several NRA magazines.3. Put a few giant dog dishes...

Can you find the C? This will drive you crazy.............       Good luck !         Can you find the C?  (Good exercise for the eyes!)       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO       OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO...

 This was an e-mail sent to me from a friend that is blonde and she said she still laughs everytime she thinks about it. Enjoy cause it is funny and dumb at the same time. :) One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking...