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2011
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need youto pay me a compliment.'I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."And that’s how...
04/30/2011
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I have made several blog posts lately but earned no points for doing so........ Also, I've noticed the site has been down alot lately; often it seems you can't even get logged in.......... Anyone else noticing these same problems? We pay a monthly fee to be a member and when I pay for somethi...
04/30/2011
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Full of Hot Air A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and repli...
04/30/2011
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Anyone else out there noticing that the spell-check function on the above tool bar^^^^ doen't seem to work lately? Also, I've noticed recently that when you go to post comments on other member's blogs they don't always post. Hope the IT peolple get things fixed so we don't waste our time typing f...
04/14/2011
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This time of year here in the North East (PA in my case) is major clean-up season for lawns and flower beds. The winter storms blow debris, sticks, leaves, etc. that need cleaned up. If you live out in the country like I do and your driveway is not paved, there are probably stones that were pushe...
04/13/2011
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Mike Perry hits the nail on the head!!!! We pay a Hell of a lot of money to send our kids to colleges and universities, only to get the values we try to in-still counter-programmed by leftist shit-heads with no real-world experience but boat-loads of atheistic, left-wing dogma...... Damn good ar...
04/03/2011
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This time of year-(beginning of trout season), if your're showing camps, have your fishing tackle with you........ More than once I've been driving clients around this time of year and pulled over along a local stream, made a cast or two, caught a trout; and the sale was made. Even if they hadn't...
04/03/2011
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I hate winter and am looking forward to spring. That being said, my grass has started growing so I spent a quality day tuning-up lawn mowers instead of selling real estate.. Cleaned all the mower decks, greased the fittings, checked the batteries, etc.......... Now just a little more sunshine and...
04/03/2011
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For all the home gardeners, if you can hit a few days between rains, its now time to plant peas, spring onions, and potatos. If you have a green house or hot house, you can start watermelons, cantelopes, and pumpkins..........But soil tempertures have to get above 60 for germination... Also, if y...
04/03/2011
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For all my fellow agents who have listings in recreational areas, PA Trout Season opened yesterday and lots of sportsman from out of town are in the area and on the prowel. That cheap rural potential foreclosure might very well be some one else's dream camp/week-end get-away........ Good time to ...
04/03/2011