Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for aliving. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... andso forth. However, little Justin was  being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his  father, he repl...

      DC airport ticket agent must read          This is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble our country is in.  God Bless America ! A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble:  1.  I had a New Hampshire Congresswo...

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.  He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few ...

    This man is truly a genius!   An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class.  That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a...

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their hous...

  ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---   A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, t...

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $3...

A passenger in a hired limousine leaned over to ask the driver for the time and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.    The driver shrieked, lost control of the vehicle, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a plate glass window.    For a few mo...

  The folks who are  getting the free stuff, don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.The folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop...

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shou...