Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

    A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.    "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son!    "Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend’s house!" the son says "What DVD?" asks the father "Toy story." Robot slap...

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that m...

    THE NIGHT WATCHMAN   Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.  The Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.  Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job wit...

The Best Story of the Year: The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like  to express praise for answered prayers.  Susie Smith stood and walked to  the podium. She said, "I have a praise.  Two months  ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was  completely ...

        Scary Obituary     In 1887 Alexander Tyler, a Scottish history professor at the University of Edinburgh , had this to say about the fall of the Athenian Republic some 2,000 years prior: "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. ...