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2012 

  Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the flight attendants with good-looking female strippers! What the heck!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere...
07/31/2012
  A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to k...
07/25/2012
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Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.  
07/25/2012
A LAWYER WITH A BRIEFCASE CAN STEAL MORE THAN A THOUSAND MEN WITH GUNS.The Lawyers' Party, By Bruce Walker The Democratic Party has become the Lawyers Party.Barack Obama is a lawyer. Michelle Obama is a lawyer. Hillary Clinton is a lawyer. Bill Clinton is a lawyer. John Edwards is a lawyer. Eliza...
07/25/2012
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I took my wife to this disco, kinda dance club, last weekend. There was a guy there, out on the dance floor, giving it large. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips . . you name it . . you know . ."the works". My wife says to me, "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down....
07/16/2012
A Tough-Guy Legend... On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinoisbikers were riding west on I-74 whenthey saw a girl about to jump off aPeoria bridge, so they stopped.     The leader, George,a big burly man of53, gets off his bike, walks through thegawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,"What are ...
07/14/2012
  Just had no choice...I HAD to steal this!President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. "This is Archie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Mobile, and I am callin' to tell y'all that we are officially de...
07/12/2012
West Virginia FARM KID in Marines (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT TRAINING )   Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was rest...
07/01/2012
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