Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

68 AND PREGNANT   A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the probl...

     .. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS ...'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?' 'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,' I informed him. 'All the food was slow.' 'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?''It was a place called 'at home,'' I...

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy g...

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to tryanother career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided tobecome a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up forevening classes, attended diligently, and ...

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.The SECOND sees his family doctor a...

ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said:  "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few mom...

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.  One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses...She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."She starts up the stairs and...

      Good ol boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Paw Paw as he started to drive his boat away from the Potomac river. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishinglicense, please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of themth...

 A woman from New York was driving through a remote area in partof Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to the nearbytown. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Ind...