Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama’s victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican. So, he shouts...

President B.H.O. Has recently appointed a Golf Czar. Major rule changes in the game of golf will become effective January, 20 2013. This is only a preview as the complete rule book (expect 2716 pages) is being rewritten as we speak. Here are a few of the changes: Golfers with handicaps: - Below 1...

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Bruce's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bruce's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to f...

    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!" Noticing some bones on the gro...

 Obama not the danger to America: Long but well worth it......  Some people have the vocabulary to sum up things in a way that you can quickly understand them. This quote came from the Czech Republic. Someone over there has it figured out. It was translated into English from an article in the Pra...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plasticgarbage bags behind her.One of the bags was ripped and every once in awhile a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20bills falling out of that bag.""Oh, real...

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.   His final ch...

    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was ta...

A lesson in irony   The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, to 46 million people.Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks ...

   **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.****This is Daddy.****Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.****She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,****'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,****Rig...