Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE       1.   Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.   2.   Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.   3.   If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will  remember you when they're in trouble...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband standing around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded.  "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.   Intrigued, she inquired. "How can you tell them apart?""3 were on a beer ...

  TEXAS RANCHERS   An 80-year-old Texas Rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.   The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'   'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old g...

  Being GreenChecking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."The young clerk r...

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.  As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person is going to walk by, put his f...

One smart lady golfer.An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha'sVineyard. She slipped and fell.* Obama who who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly.She thanked him and he answered:*"It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me? I am yourP...

  As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.  He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.   As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and,...

I was born in one country, raised in another.My father was born in another country.I was not his only child.He fathered several children with numerous women.I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.My mother died at an early age from cancer.Although my father desert...

              In Washington, D.C. an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near."Yes, Father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Preside...

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."   The father asked, “Why did you say ‘good-bye Grandpa’?”   The little girl said, "I don't know Da...