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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.    The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"  "That's a lot of money," say...
12/01/2011
  Moose HuntTwo Polish hunters got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big bull Moose.As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last ye...
11/23/2011
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DONATIONSA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?""Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Othe...
11/23/2011
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Two Plastic BagsA little old lady was walking down the street dragging two largeplastic garbage bags behind her.One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell outonto the sidewalk.Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are$20 bills falling out of that bag...
11/21/2011
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  AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID: "44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHEDA 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $50...
11/19/2011
  To All My Valued Employees, There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this:  The economy doesn't pose a threat to ...
11/19/2011
Roger , 85,  married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old .  Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their  wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is  concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself   if they  spend the entire night together.    A...
11/19/2011
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a dr...
11/11/2011
    A  cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.          The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and ask...
11/04/2011
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  An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his f...
11/04/2011
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