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Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | 512 785 1638 610 Boca Chica Drive, Cedar Park, TX Delightful Cedar Park Home In Leander ISD 3BR/2+1BA Single Family House offered at $191,900 Year Built 2007 Sq Footage 2,152 Bedrooms 3 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Pa...

As you know may have noticed, the World Cup is with us again and can it really be four years since the last one??   Those who know me know that I am from the UK originally and therefore still support England throughout this tournament..........closely follow by the USA I hasten to add! Anyway, fo...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chai...

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for d...

Many value-enhancing home improvements can be accomplished in a weekend with minimal cost and effort. So if your weekend is free and you have the energy to put towards a series of small jobs, why not work on projects that will add value to your house? We've compiled suggested projects that add va...

91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper..92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". 93. So that's why they call you Mr. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it goi...

81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like.. Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone c...

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?' Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.' 'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked ...

71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about..74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a...

The Hockey Lord's Prayer: Our Father who art in Chicago. Hockey be thy name. Thy Stanley Cup won. Thy will be done on ice, as well as in the stands. Give us this day, our hockey sticks, and forgive us our penalties, As we forgive those who cross-check against us. Lead us not into elimination but ...