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I pride myself on giving my clients the best individualized attention. I know how stressful moving can be, so why not try to make it a fun experience! I'm all about U!
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               This is amazing!!                     Get a calculator ready!                     YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT                     Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a                   falsehood anyway - but your waiter may know!                       YOUR AGE BY DINNER & ...
10/14/2008
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Menopause JewelryMy husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,bought me a mood ring the other day so he would beable to monitor my moods.We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, itturns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves abig frickin red mark on his forehead.Maybe next time he'll buy...
09/01/2008
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.  He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: 'There's a car being ...
07/27/2008
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           'Bright' 5 YEAR-OLD STUDENT          My five-year old students, are learning to read.          Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and         said,          'Look at this!  It's a frickin' elephant!'          I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call i...
07/23/2008
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07/23/2008
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       A man was exploring caves by the Seashore.  In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls.  It was like someone had rolled clay balls and left them out in the sun to bake. They didn't look like much, but they intrigued the man, so he took the bag out of the ...
07/09/2008
  A lot of folks can't understand how we came To have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical .... ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ...
06/22/2008
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I received these ideas and tips on saving gas and wanted to share them.Very interesting....It is in snopes except for the oil imports    I don't know what you guys and gals are paying for gasoline....probably around $3.50 per gallon. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when...
03/29/2008
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This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.After Mr. And Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunat...
03/29/2008
 I received this information from my broker that I wanted to share. IDIOT SIGHTINGWe had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest o...
03/28/2008
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I pride myself on giving my clients the best individualized attention. I know how stressful moving can be, so why not try to make it a fun experience! I'm all about U!