Special offer
Peter Mohylsky, Beach Expert, Call me at 850-517-7098 (PMI. Destin)

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3,587,835
Anna "Banana" Kruchten
HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Priced to sell.  Really priced to sell?  Why is it about 50 K over the market?

Jul 21, 2016 10:19 AM
Ambassador
1,452,669
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

I don't like a house that "boasts"

Jul 21, 2016 10:50 AM
Rainmaker
2,781,123
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Won't last....When I see that, I wonder. Of course it wont last. YOU wont last nor I either...Real Estate goes on. Won't Last? lol

Jul 21, 2016 10:20 AM
Rainer
352,976
Teri Pacitto
Compass - Westlake Village, CA
Real Estate, Your Style...Your Home...My Specialty

Priced to sell!  

What does that really mean?  To me if it's listed it should be priced to sell.  

Jul 21, 2016 09:29 AM
Ambassador
2,684,009
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

"House will sell itself".    Then what do we do need YOU for?

Jul 21, 2016 10:59 AM
Rainmaker
400,356
Jill Murty, Realtor - Orange County, CA
Movoto - Laguna Niguel, CA

Cottage or dollhouse = small.

Needs TLC/bring your paint brush = major renovation.

Ready for your personal touch = dead original.

Backyard is limited only by your imagination = dirt. 

Jul 21, 2016 10:29 AM
Rainmaker
637,434
Hella M. Rothwell, Broker/Realtor®
Carmel by the Sea, CA
Rothwell Realty Inc. CA#01968433 Carmel-by-the-Sea

"Starter home" - "Starter" to me means you are "settling" and will need to sell and move when you make more money. Some people just want a smaller home, so why not call it that.

Jul 21, 2016 08:33 AM
Rainmaker
3,986,258
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Price is firm...Not ready to sell yet.

Jul 21, 2016 07:53 AM
Rainmaker
1,231,853
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

I am chuckling at the responses to your question Peter Mohylsky 

Jul 21, 2016 12:50 PM
Rainmaker
1,525,616
Sybil Campbell
Fernandina Beach, FL
Referral Agent Amelia Island Florida

"Pristine" means the agent has ru out of adjectives.

Jul 21, 2016 10:39 AM
Rainer
45,957
Andy Madrid
Hawaii Coast Realty, LLC - Kailua-Kona, HI
Expertise, Professionalism, and Service

Absolutely the Best Buy!  As if the agent did all of the research, has seen each and every property.  It usually means that the property is still overpriced.  The agent is puffing

Jul 21, 2016 09:10 AM
Rainmaker
2,220,323
Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTAcondos.com
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

Easy to show = good luck getting in touch with the listing agent.

Jul 21, 2016 11:05 PM
Ambassador
6,392,929
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Mine was the same as yours Peter, "Motivated Seller".  It would be ok if it were ever true, but it generally is not.

Jul 21, 2016 05:47 PM
Rainmaker
4,456,354
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Truly a fantastic opportunity for a savvy buyer... it means it is a borderline tear down and you better have deep pockets to fix it up to make it habitable,Endre

Jul 21, 2016 04:33 PM
Ambassador
5,048,758
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Won't last, and priced to sell. Never seems to be the case

Jul 21, 2016 03:14 PM
Rainmaker
4,272,548
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

This little jewel 

Jul 21, 2016 02:30 PM
Rainmaker
3,988,007
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Won't last long....I get mental visions of the house falling down.

Jul 21, 2016 01:54 PM
Rainmaker
2,443,250
Evelyn Johnston
Friends & Neighbors Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
The People You Know, Like and Trust!

I agree, or bring all offers, same thing.  They need to sell at any price.

Jul 21, 2016 01:17 PM
Rainmaker
5,772,575
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Must see, won't last!  Why is still in the inventory 3 months later?

Jul 21, 2016 12:51 PM
Ambassador
3,727,873
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@Properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

"Gleaming hardwood floors".  It means that they used the wrong finish.

Jul 21, 2016 12:29 PM
Rainmaker
2,224,473
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

Won't last long. That one gets me especially when the house or land has been on the market for a year. 

Jul 21, 2016 12:15 PM
Rainmaker
1,466,207
Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Peter Mohylsky TLC translates to "The property is a mess."

Jul 21, 2016 09:06 AM
Rainmaker
1,844,271
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

Go & show means it's a dump.

Well maintained means it's a dump 50% of the time. Each day is a crap shoot.

Price well means I can't think of anything nice to say.

Jul 21, 2016 08:51 AM
Rainmaker
1,239,801
Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

Saw a 4.1M home it has 1 car garage and 2400 sf close to a freeway with traffic noise noticed....

Get real....

Jul 21, 2016 08:34 AM
Ambassador
3,344,906
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Must See ... Won't Last. 

Translates to a lack of creativity. If the marketing is in place ... great photos and a great story one does not need to direct with words like "must see" ... people will be drawn to the property because it fits their criteria. 

Jul 22, 2016 01:42 AM
Rainmaker
5,104,931
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Actually, I've never heard "bring me a low ball offer." Hear "motivate seller" frequently. There's always "won't last" and you usually see it on the listing 5 months after the home was listed.

I heard a new one the other day, which was quite cute and thinking about how/when to use it: "open for showings."

Jul 21, 2016 11:11 PM
Rainmaker
1,390,113
Wayne Zuhl
Remax First Realty II - Cranford, NJ
The Last Name You'll Ever Need in Real Estate

"This one won't last." Especially when it's on a 6 month old listing. Translates to "Hurry and take this elephant off my hands."

Jul 21, 2016 11:08 PM
Rainmaker
5,216,353
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

"Priced to sell" is a favorite. It tells me to check the comps closely!

Jul 21, 2016 10:46 PM
Rainmaker
1,725,996
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

"Won't last long"

Jul 21, 2016 10:39 PM
Rainmaker
3,416,038
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

It is a tie between motivated seller and Priced to sell but the home shows snow in July

Jul 21, 2016 10:26 PM
Rainmaker
900,118
Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

"Charming" = needs work.

Jul 21, 2016 09:11 PM
Rainmaker
4,935,567
Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Price to seller is the number one item.

Jul 23, 2016 12:12 AM
Rainmaker
1,197,052
Peter Mohylsky, Beach Expert
PMI. Destin - Miramar Beach, FL
Call me at 850-517-7098

"Gulf View" is another great one here in Destin, especially from three blocks away.  

Jul 22, 2016 06:05 AM
Rainmaker
4,800,082
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Motivated seller.  Which means to me that the agent is really tired of this listing and wants to get an offer to push down their seller's throat.

Jul 22, 2016 04:25 AM
Rainmaker
911,228
Jeff Pearl
RE/MAX Distinctive / LIC in VA - Lovettsville, VA
Full Service Full Time Realtor

" Won't Last" guarantees it will be on market a minium of 120 days.

Jul 22, 2016 03:55 AM
Rainmaker
1,502,898
Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

The sign rider "I'm beautiful inside".  That's like saying "He/She has a wonderful personality."

Jul 22, 2016 03:06 AM
Rainmaker
5,583,278
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

I hate those canned, overused phrases.....I make up my own for marketing....

Jul 22, 2016 02:14 AM
Rainmaker
4,571,967
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

"Seller says submit any offer".   I mean, really?

Jul 22, 2016 01:45 AM
Rainmaker
4,882,355
Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Handyman special = you better be a general contractor.

Jul 22, 2016 12:59 AM
Rainmaker
989,652
Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

"As is" - I laugh every time I see this! No such a thing IMO

Jul 22, 2016 12:13 AM
Rainmaker
3,071,489
Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Anna Banana Kruchten nailed this one...

Jul 21, 2016 10:27 PM
Rainmaker
7,835,329
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

I do not have a favorite.

Jul 21, 2016 10:05 PM
Rainmaker
4,434,127
Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

TLC.

Jul 21, 2016 09:45 PM