Because you're not the Varmints, I will give you a straight answer. LOL

The reference to two pillars is biblical. It refers to Solomon's Temple. Not sure why they think that applicable.

Another irrelevancy is that the buyer is 'discrete' which actually means separate, not discriminating or confidential (discreet).

So the nincompoops don't really want anybody to buy it! 😂

I think they were referencing Solomon's Temple - biblical - and I think they meant DISCRIMINATING - not discrete!

If I don't see pillars at the entrance I'm just as puzzled as you are!  Candice A. Donofrio and Debe Maxwell, CRS nailed it!

Mystery solved.  I googled the phrase and found the listing.  There are two stubby brick pillars with lights at the foot of the driveway.  See?

I would file a complaint to MLS which accepts the write up.

http://talkingrealestatepalmsprings.com/39344-memory-drive-murrieta-idx-SW17103374

This one has two supporting columns-from same agent. All his listing contain these philosophical sentence:

https://www.openlistings.com/p/26938-st-julian-cir-murrieta-ca-92563

Candice and Debe gave you a point of reference (The Old Testament).  The Jachin pillar  is King Solomon, and the Boazpillar is King David.

Why someone would put that in the property description is beyond me.

Could be two pillows for agents who want to have a discreet showing.

Always good to put some confusing code in your adds.  I am sure many will ask where the Pillars are at.

Peter is from Zion South Dakota, was a teacher so Candice A. Donofrio yes I assume he's saying the house is a monument "pillar of cloud <sic> to give a <sic> buyer light..."  I'm not really certain what it refers to as the house is an auction that was price reduced a number of times with no pillars. Christine Kankowski North SD and Temecula 

  What's with the cryptic MLS description?

Pillars in the community meaning a neighborhood welcoming party?

Not sure at first I thought they were at the entrance but you said there aren't any. 

Sellers are "Pillars of the Community"

They must be pillars of the community who want an affair?

Christine,

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That's a new one for me. After seeing what others said, I have to wonder...Why? Do they really think this will have any impact?

My first thought was pillars at the entrance ... you say none there.  Maybe they mean pillars of strength?

Perhaps they meant pillows? Custom golden feathered European goose feathers for the one that gets the house? Retail $500. Buyer gets for free

Not on my radar sorry :(

It could be a typo and should read two pliers suggesting a clasping that awaits.

It could be a 'memory hook' that plays out later in the tour. I have used similar techniques to establish the context in which the house will be discussed. It is easier to remember the ROOSTER house than the one with the small back yard.

Or, the typo left out the reference to SALT, meaning DON'T LOOK BACK or you'll meet the fate of Lot's wife.

It is clever. This listing description has already garnered more attention than a Brokers Open.

Great question and I am reading the Sage's answer in Candice A. Donofrio response.

 doesn't make sense....

You have some interesting answers.

Christine Kankowski North SD and Temecula - maybe it was copied from some other listing....

Wow, that was a new one for me!  Glad I read through the other answers.

The listing agents must be Mr. and Mrs. Pillar.

And, now you can add me to the confused list!

I do not even see a picture? Well if it is biblical, they may have lost most of their audience and puzzled potential buyers

Candice A. Donofrio nailed this one!

Whatever the right answer is, it all sounds confusing!

I learned something new.

It's a typo. They meant to say "Two pillows"

I'd never guess what it was about. Probably a lot of buyers have no clue as well. 

Just some agent trying to sound creative in his or her description.

Sam Shueh , you are so freaking off-base!   You disparaged two perfectly lovely listings for no justifiable reason.   

You named the properties and their listing agent by URL, threatened an MLS complaint, and engendered all kinds of disparaging remarks, yet both properties have what could indeed be construed as pillars, proximate to the entryway. 

How would you feel if a fellow agent did this to you?   Do you realize Active Rainers demonstrate good will when they trust your description.

AGENTS DON'T DO THIS TO FELLOW AGENTS!

maybe the agent was drinking