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Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

IF, "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts,

Wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas???

Jul 26, 2020 05:20 AM
Rainmaker
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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
& Host of Postcards From Success Podcast

When a buyer wants to look at property without getting pre-approved first. I often finesse something like this...

"Sure thing, lets go look at property! But, lets scrub the $400,000 Downtown condo you selected and instead we'll  go look at some $15,000,000 coastal La Jolla homes!  They are much more fun to tour, and you have as much of a chance buying one of them as you do this condo without a pre-approval. Now, here's Jason E. Gordon's info, lets get'ya pre-approved!" 

 

Jul 26, 2020 05:52 AM
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Mimi Foster
Falcon Property Solutions - Colorado Springs, CO
Voted Colorado Springs Best Realtor

I have two - 

I want to be their first love, their second wife, and their third Realtor and 

If your house isn't selling it's usually because of one of three reasons: (1) it's overpriced (2) you want too much money (3) the price is too high

Jul 26, 2020 09:04 AM
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John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Those folks who tell me year after year that they are waiting for the "bubble" to burst and prices to decline before they will buy a home of their own, I have a name for them: I call them RENTERS!

Jul 26, 2020 09:54 AM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate

That is just not my style.  I speak raw and real and say what needs to be said in a dignified way.  

Jul 26, 2020 07:46 AM
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Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty Evolution - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

When a client is frustrated by the proceedings (out of all our control) and makes valid points I look at them and humorously say "There you go thinkin' again!"

Jul 26, 2020 06:05 AM
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Peter Mohylsky. Broker -BRIX REALTY
Miramar Beach, Florida - Santa Rosa Beach, FL
BRIX REALTY -DESTIN

It does not matter what I like or think, what do you think.  It is all about you . 

You cant train a pig to sing.  it will upset the pig and frustrate you.  

Jul 26, 2020 03:16 AM
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Valeria Mola
SIB Realty - Miami, Sunny Isles Beach - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
305-607-0709 SIB Realty Condos for Sale and Rent

I like it. 

Video too.:)

 

Jul 27, 2020 10:06 AM
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Shayne Stone
HomeSmart - Katy, TX
"Your Rock Solid Choice Realtor"

If it ain't a Steal, it ain't a Deal...

Jul 26, 2020 07:26 AM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

You get what you pay for

Jul 26, 2020 05:40 AM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

If it is meant to be, it will be.

Jul 26, 2020 05:26 AM
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David M. Dwares
Title Professionals Corp. - Fort Lauderdale, FL
Title guy with a broker license

Yes, of course the seller will accept your lowball offer.

Jul 26, 2020 04:18 AM
Rainmaker
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Jeff,

I don't recall getting sarcastic or being humorous to make a real estate point. We dealt with those who wanted to open a business or expand their existing businesses.    I don't believe that sarcasm is polite or will bring you referrals even when someone is not qualified.  A

Jul 26, 2020 07:32 AM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

If you do nothing right you will do nothing wrong.......

Jul 26, 2020 05:53 AM
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Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

I don't have any super favorite sayings; maybe "It Is What It Is", but I'm glad yours is working for you.

Jul 26, 2020 12:34 PM
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Greg Large
ERA Real Solutions - Grove City, OH
A Tradition of Trust

I'll be there for you every step of the way, just don't ask me to help you move 

Jul 26, 2020 07:48 AM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Property Manager

"Sign here."

 

Jul 26, 2020 07:29 AM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

“There is nothing left to prove at this Price( point)”

Jul 26, 2020 06:14 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

#1. "The market has spoken."
#2. "Amatures give advise, professionals diagnose."

Jul 27, 2020 09:42 AM
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Buzz Mackintosh
Mackintosh REALTORS - Frederick, MD
“Experience, reliable, leadership”

If your over priced "The market is saying ~ NO THANK YOU ~ to you "

Jul 27, 2020 03:42 AM
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Roy Kelley
Realty Group Referrals - Gaithersburg, MD

No favorites. 

Jul 26, 2020 10:32 AM
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Joseph Domino 480-390-6011
HomeSmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Real Estate Made Easy

"Sock It To Me" (younger people don't understand).

Jul 26, 2020 08:06 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Sure let's start low and lose it! Ready?

Jul 27, 2020 05:21 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, EXP - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

I dont think I have any.

Jul 27, 2020 12:20 AM
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Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI
HomeSmart Real Estate - Scottsdale, AZ
Arizona Homes and Land Group/ Buy or Sell

I know at the end of a long license CEU renewal  class, I might say...

 

"Look for not here for a GOOD time, we are here for a LONG time" 

Jul 27, 2020 11:27 PM