Witticisms Part 2 Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you... Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name... <> One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. The latest survey shows that thr...
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