At a wedding party recently someone shouted, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who made you life worth living.”   The cocktail waitress was nearly crushed to death, followed by the bartender.  I just couldn’t resist this one.  Enjoy the day or what’s left of it. 09/19/2011

  Of course you have.  I have several times and it feels good to help someone so they can do this.  The question I have for you is:  have you kept up with the number of times you’ve done this?  I haven’t and I wish I had.  I guess you would like to have the meaning of (e se’sis) and it is: the successful establishment of a plant or animal in a new locality.  Of course the animal is the human being and the new locality is the new home that you helped them with.  I just love to find new words and connect them with something in real estate what say you? 09/10/2011

  The teenager was gone tonight. Susan and I were alone for the first time in days. So we turned down the lights, lit a candle and snuggled up on the couch..to watch Wheel of Fortune by candlelight.   I've figured out a way to incorporate the dreaded exercise into my morning routine. I gargle after brushing with Listerine Total Care. It is so blazing hot I immediately run around the house like a cat that's had kerosene and an ignited match applied to its backside. 09/01/2011