Wednsday Blonde Humor
By Matt Listro, Your Credit Repair Expert
(National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro)
I have soooo much crap to do today, I don't know how I am going to finish it all!!!! Anyway, here is a quick blonde joke for today: A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tipOf her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergencyRoom doctor asked her.'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shootingOff your finger?''No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, andThen I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants..I'm not shooting myself in the chest.''So then?' asked the doctor.'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.''So then?''Then I put the gun t...