A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of 200 dollars.The blonde and brunette decided to purchase a bull with their startup capital. The brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she finds the bull she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it.Finally, the brunette finds the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer.The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?"The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says,"Comfortable".  Write that.""Comfortable?" the guy questions."Yes, y... 12/13/2009

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the boat trailer. ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 88... 12/13/2009

Today Fannie Mae released Automated Underwriting (DU) Version 8.0 and these changes are bound to have a big impact especially on multi-family houses.  Some of the changes included in this release are as follows: Minimum FICO score 620 (was 580) 2 Unit Owner Occupied Property - maximum LTV 80% for purchase & rate/term refinance (was 90%) 2 Unit Owner Occupied Property - maximum LTV 75% for cash out refinance (was 85%) 2 Unit Investment Property - maximum LTV 75% for purchase & rate/term refinance (was 80%) Unit Investment Property - maximum LTV 70% for cash out refinance (was 75%) In addition to the eligibility changes listed above, the updated version (DU 8.0) will limit the maximum allowable total expense ratio to 45 percent, with flexibilities offered up to 50 percent for certain loan... 12/12/2009

  This was our second snow storm this week.and this time it wasn't just a dusting, and was the first one that really required shoveling.  At this rate Santa will have lots of snow for his sled and it will be months before we see the grass again .......... HO HO HO.   ***************************************************************************************************************** Info about the author: George Souto is a Loan Officer who can assist you with all your FHA, CHFA, and Conventional mortgage needs in Connecticut. George resides in Middlesex County which includes Middletown, Middlefield, Durham, Cromwell, Portland, Higganum, Haddam, East Haddam, Chester, Deep River, and Essex. George can be contacted at (860) 573-1308 or gsouto@mccuemortgage.com 12/11/2009

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?Blonde: Yes.Operator: The power in the house in on?Blonde: Of course.Operator: And the switch is on?Blonde: Yes, yes.Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?Blonde: No, it's working fine.Operator: Then what's the problem?Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves. ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  12/10/2009

Blonde Jokes Q:What do you call one blonde blowing into another blondes ear? A: Data Transfer! How does a blonde kill a fish?She drowns it.How does a blonde kill a worm?She burys itHow does a blonde kill a bird?She throws it of a cliff ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  12/10/2009

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Robert... 12/09/2009

Blonde Medical Definitions (Humor) Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herColic -- Sheep dogComa -- A punctuation markCongenital -- FriendlyD&C -- Where Washington isDiarrhea -- Journal of daily eventsDilate -- To live longEnema -- Not a friendFester -- QuickerFibula -- A small lieG.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball gameGrippe -- SuitcaseHangnail -- CoathookImpotent -- Distinguished, well knownIntense pain -- Torture in a teepeeLabor pain -- Got hurt at workMedical staff -- Doctor's caneMorbid -- Higher offerNitrate -- Cheaper than day rateNode -- Was aware ofOutpatient -- Person who had fai... 12/08/2009

Credit Repair in Connecticut National Credit Fixers: 330 Roberts Street Suite 402 East Hartford CT 06108 phone: 860-282-6181. National Credit Fixers boasts of 13 years experience repairing low FICO scores. Whether your credit has been damaged by a foreclosure, bankruptcy, slow credit, collections, judgments, repossessions, etc. we can help. We are the experts in credit restoration and credit repair. We have helped numerous residents of Connecticut. We are experts in Connecticut Credit Repair. National Credit Fixers can legally remove negative items off of your credit reports and help you qualify for the best rates possible! Information contained in your credit file must be reported according to a law called the Fair Credit Reporting Act (F.C.R.A.). If the information isn't accurate or v... 12/08/2009

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend"The blonde said "No! A bet's a bet".So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money"The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!" ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  12/07/2009

  Well we lucked out.  I wrote a post yesterday as our first snow fall for the 2009-1010 Winter Season was arriving.  We were expecting 1-3 inches here in Middletown, Connecticut, and we lucked out in being on the lower end of that range. I love New England and one of the things that I love most is our unpredictable weather, and this past week was an excellent example of that.  During the beginning of the week the temperature was mild and in the 40's and 50's, on Friday it was about 70 degrees depending on where you were in the State.  And on Saturday the temperature was in the low 30's and on the ground. This is New England, and if you don't like the weather right now, just await a few hours and it can very well change to something more to your liking.   ******************************... 12/06/2009

  It is 5:30 PM and the first snow fall in Middletown Connecticut for the 2009-2010 Winter Season has arrived, and I am sure that this will be the first of many.  We are suppose to get 1-3 inches so I might not have to break out the snow shovels, hopefully the morning sun will melt it a way.  My wife loves the snow, but has never shoveled it, maybe I will get her, her first snow shovel this Christmas since she like the white flaky stuff so much.  Good thing she does not read my blogs so it can be a surprise ........ LOL   ***************************************************************************************************************** Info about the author: George Souto is a Loan Officer who can assist you with all your FHA, CHFA, and Conventional mortgage needs in Connecticut. George r... 12/05/2009

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a former blonde Olympic swimmer. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." The blonde Olympic Swimmer said "No way - it's 20 miles you'll never make it!"  The brunette decided it was better than starving so she decided to try it.  She swam out five miles, and got really tired. After ten miles from the island, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.The second one, the redhead, said, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." The blonde again replied, "It's too far you'll never make it!"  But there was no changing the mind of a redhead!  So she attemp... 12/04/2009

BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 8:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer." ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  12/03/2009

  The Perfect Joke Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.  After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.  Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon, they were driving along delivering the toys.  Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident! Question: Who was the s... 12/02/2009

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian turned and said to the other librarian, "I told you the phone book would turn up!" ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  12/01/2009

Credit Repair in Connecticut National Credit Fixers: 330 Roberts Street Suite 402 East Hartford CT 06108 phone: 860-282-6181. National Credit Fixers boasts of 13 years experience repairing low FICO scores. Whether your credit has been damaged by a foreclosure, bankruptcy, slow credit, collections, judgments, repossessions, etc. we can help. We are the experts in credit restoration and credit repair. We have helped numerous residents of Connecticut. We are experts in Connecticut Credit Repair.  Don't wait any longer to get that new car or house! Call us today and speak with one of our credit repair specialist today!  Let us show why we're the BEST! ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT... 12/01/2009

I am Thankful for 200,000 ActiveRain Points   On July 31st I hit 100,000 points and on Thanksgiving less than 4 months later, I broke the 200,000 point milestone!  That's an average of over 25,000 points per month.  It's time to celebrate and be thankful - Cheers! ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company  11/28/2009

Here is my Movie review for The Blind Side starring: Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron, Lily Collins, Ray McKinnon. I give this movie 3 thumbs up.  It is in my opinion a must see.  In my movie reviews, I do not like to discuss the particulars of a movie so as not to ruin your own movie going experience, so I will just say this one was worth the $10 admission price.  I found the movie to be enjoyable from the start to the finish! ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company       11/25/2009

A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine in the casino food court. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!" ☺ MattToll Free: 888-NCFIXER (623-4937)Toll Free Fax: 888-FAX-4020 (329-4020)Local: 860-282-6181330 Roberts Street 4th FloorEast Hartford, CT 06108 credit repair company   11/23/2009