I Don’t Sell Cars ... and Other Examples of Dumb MLS Photos
By Judy Chapman
(Referral Network of Illinois LLC)
I Don’t Sell Cars ... ... but if you want to buy the SUV parked in front of the 3-car garage for a mere $300,000, the homeowners will throw in the house for a dollar. I Don’t Sell Santas ... ... but if you would like to purchase a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer for slightly more than $250,000, the homeowners will leave the decorations up through spring, summer and fall, thereby relieving the new owners of having to climb a ladder, unless it’s to take down the decorations next year. I Only Sell the Outside of a House ... ... but if you’d like to know what the inside looks like, you’ll have to use your imagination or else fear the worst — that the kitchen has been stripped, the walls have been painted scarlet red, and the carpeting is purple. I Don’t Sell Sunsets ... ... but i...
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