Downtown Tampa (Tampa, FL)

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Comments 7
  Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:   DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE! As a car speeds past the...

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Comments 6
 A doctor; examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'Sir; I don't like the looks of your wife.'  'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and; really good with the kids.'

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Comments 2
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.' 

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Comments 6
An old man goes to the Pastor to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Pastor says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
Comments 4
A priest and a rabbi are in a car crash and it's a bad one. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi says, "So you're a priest. That's interesting; I'm a rabbi. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but ...

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
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What does a 203k Consultant do and how much does it cost? The consultant meets with the borrower at the site to determine if the project is feasible. If the client and consultant sign an agreement to go forward, the consultant will prepare a detailed report that includes project specifications, ...

By Jim Poole, Zero Down, USDA Purchase Loans, FHA 203(K) Rehab & VA Streamline Loans
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What types of repairs are eligible under the 203k program? Following is a list of eligible repairs: Roofs, gutters, and downspouts Upgrade of existing HVAC systems Upgrade of plumbing and electrical systems Flooring Exterior decks, patios, porches Weatherization – including storm windows/doors, i...
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