By Betty Knowles, TeamKnowles REALTORS® - Springfield MO Real Estate
(Southwest Missouri Realty - www.teamknowles.com)
There's a very serious epidemic going around Springfield Missouri and the Ozarks. No, its not Swine Flu, its much more contagious than that. It's Deer Fever! Many people will call in sick to work, use vacation days, and even miss school. Symptoms include wandering thoughts, insomnia or waking up early, storytelling, uncontrollable urges to go to Bass Pro Shop, and watching hunting shows on TV. There is no vaccine and the only known cure for Deer Fever is to put on your hunter orange and head to the woods! Gun season opens November 14th. Good luck out there!