Adolfo Trana Bilingual Real Estate Agent's Blog

 Once there was a little boy that lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the Summer and cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined  that one day he would push that ...

 A man walks to the register and asks the employee, "Excuse me sir, but can you tell me why that parrot costs $5,000 dollars?"The employee says, "Oh, that parrot is extremely special; it's one of a kind. Not only is it beautiful, but it is bilingual."The man gives the employee a strange look and ...

 As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director tohold a grave-side service for a homeless man...who hadno family or friends.The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in thecountry...this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.As I was not familiar with the backwoods area...

If you are not over 40, this is what you have to look forward to. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???" 5. People no longer view you...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful indisciplining ch...