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Here are some great quotes I'm sure you ladies especially will love!    Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.MadonnaTo attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.Rita RudnerThis guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitiv...
06/02/2010
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew fo...
06/02/2010
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So, what has this to do with real estate?? Absolutely nothing at all but, if you are in need of a well deserved break from all that lead generation, then I'm sure this will bring a smile to your face. By the way, was it the baby who said "Hit it!" right at the beginning??? LOL Now, back to work!
06/01/2010
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Neil Young Gospel Brunch/Bells of Joy The Goo Goo Dolls The Eggmen Pamela Hart Big Bad VooDoo Daddy Art & Exhibits Austin Bike Poster Show Sunyong Chung West End Galleries, 1st Thursday B Scene Our Body: The Universe Within Theatre & Comedy John Pinette 41 Hour Improv Marathon Connect: Four Shor...
06/01/2010
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question.  It is as it reads. Few people get this right. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing.  She belie...
06/01/2010
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To my darling husband,Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.   Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.   I was coming home f...
06/01/2010
A Aussie walks into a  pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.   He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing ...
05/31/2010
Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | 512 785 1638 2721 Zambia Drive, Cedar Park, TX Pristine Home In The Ranch At Deer Creek 4BR/3+1BA Single Family House offered at $319,900 Year Built 2001 Sq Footage 3,136 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 3 full, 1 partial Floors 2 Parking 2 Car garage Lot S...
05/27/2010
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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, i...
05/27/2010
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it  becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman. My nam...
05/24/2010
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