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Italian Boy's Confession!   'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?''I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'."Well, Joey, I'm sure t...

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After a long night of making lovethe guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed.He begins to worry.'Is this your husband?'he nervously asks.'No, silly,'she replies, snuggling up to him.'Your boyfriend, then?'he continues.'No, not at all,'she says, nibbling away at his...

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.  To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'  About 90 students raise their hands.  Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have s...

    1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it 'Housework.'3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete'Housework' permanently?'6. Calmly answer,'Yes' and press mouse button firmly...7. Feel better? Works for me!

One morning 2 dads and 2 sons go to the river to fish. Each of them caught a huge fish but when they get back to the camp they only have 3.  No-one ate or lost one. Why is this? Have a think about it and I'll tell you in a day or two if nobody can work it out.  

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.The pastor was so pleased with the donkeythat he entered it in the race again, and it won again.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in ...

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Irish scientists  found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network morethan 100 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Irish, in the weeks that followed, an English  arch...

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby. "Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it. If it is a...

A woman was leaving a convenience store with hermorning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second longblack hearse about 50 feet behind thefirst one. Behind the second hearse was a solitarywoman walking a...