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This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or ...
08/21/2010
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A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.H. L. MenckenRun for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.George ClooneyToday, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this...
08/21/2010
Please check out this article in Kiplinger's Personal Finance Magazine. Great news for those of us who live in the Austin, Texas area. Source: Kiplinger Austin is a lively, vibrant and exciting city...if a little "weird" at times. It is the self-proclaimed live-music capital of the world. As a Lo...
08/20/2010
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  Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise.  Everything wear out eventually.  Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving f...
08/20/2010
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08/20/2010
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course...
08/19/2010
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Believe it or not, this is supposed to be an actual answer from a medical student!!   While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students."As you can see," he says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched."The doctor turns to one ...
08/19/2010
Thank you Marianne for this post. Well worth reading thoroughly.just when we thought it was safe to go back in the water.........  courtesy of RISMEDIA sponsored by Lowe's Do You Know the Red Flags of Mortgage Fraud?   By Howell HaunsonRISMEDIA, August 18, 2010--Mortgage fraud is not going away a...
08/18/2010
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A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The d...
08/17/2010
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. He said... Since I first laid eye...
08/17/2010
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