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My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
08/05/2010
Yes, that's correct! This has been reduced by $100,000 to reflect the owner's desire to sell quickly. All offers will be given serious consideration! Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 24101 Pedernales Canyon Trail, Spicewood, TX Charming and Des...
08/03/2010
Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | stvmrsn@yahoo.com | (512) 785-1638 105 Santolina Lane, Round Rock, TX Gorgeous two-story home with designer touches throughout 5BR/3BA Single Family House offered at $289,000 Year Built 2005 Sq Footage 4,250 Bedrooms 5 Bathrooms 3 full, 0 partia...
07/28/2010
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so mu...
07/27/2010
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise...
07/27/2010
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house. The man storm...
07/27/2010
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering" and five guys stand up. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. A member of the church requests to be buried in ...
07/27/2010
Steve Merson CNE, e-PRO | Keller Williams Realty | (512) 785-1638 1105 Blackbird Court, Cedar Park, TX OPEN HOUSE SUNDAY 25TH JULY 1-4PM WHY NOT COME BY AND ENJOY A FREE BEER TOO!!! 4BR/2+1BA Single Family House offered at $259,900 Year Built 1994 Sq Footage 3,058 Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 2 full, 1 ...
07/23/2010
Well, you might be if........................ * You recycle your own toilet paper* Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad* You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants.* You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate....
07/22/2010
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.Robert FrostThe easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulseDennis MillerHard work never killed a...
07/22/2010
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