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What can we do RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD earn your business for Family Abstract Inc? I have been in the Title Insurance business for nearly 27 years, always thinking outside the box, sometimes throwing out the box altogether. For me, if we can keep 20 families employed by adding something remarkable ...
11/30/2011
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A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"T...
11/25/2011
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When I was a kid growing up, Thanksgiving was a day to reflect on what we had to be thankful for and to see my family together. After this peaceful moment, of no one screaming at each other, it was time to eat! ANDIAMO! Now Italians do it all little bit different than the rest, but what els...
11/23/2011
Thanksgiving is Thursday and there's no avoiding it—make the drive, eat the turkey, pass the cranberry goo, and try not to say something you regret. If you can survive until dessert without crying at the table or sticking a fork in someone's arm, you're home free—just inhale the pecan pie, hit th...
11/22/2011
Behind every business idea is a point of frustration that motivates an entrepreneur to take action. It can solve a small problem like how to find the remote control when it finds itself under the sofa (clapper!) to figuring out ways to take your phone with you everywhere you go. For those paying ...
11/22/2011
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, Goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?'" Ahmadinejad asks ner...
11/21/2011
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Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?Two days later the remaining three get to the camping site only...
11/21/2011
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Family Abstract, Inc. has been a licensed agent of 3 out of the 4 major underwriters in the country for the last 10 years and my partner and I at Family Abstract spent 17 years together at my brothers title agency prior to his passing, for a total of 27 years in the business of Title Insurance. ...
11/20/2011
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The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. GOVT AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well, theres my hired hand whose been with me f...
11/18/2011
I AM LOOKING TO GET YOUR FEEDBACK ON THIS CONCEPT. OUR AGENCY IS CONSIDERING BRINGING THIS TO OUR REALTOR COMMUNITY. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR INSIGHTS ON THIS STORY. IT IS COPIED WORD FOR WORD (CARLA) AND I GOT PERMISSION. YOUR INPUT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED IN ADVANCE. OUR GOAL IN DOING THE CASH AD...
11/10/2011