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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041, Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ  (ReMax Realtec Group)

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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
CEO of Vision Drive Realty - Coastal San Diego

This would be the wrong house for him, since we're proud supporters of the 2nd amendment; alligator bags, boots & belt or two would happen. 

Jul 04, 2016 10:49 PM
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Susan Laxson CRS
Palm Properties - La Quinta, CA
Realtor in San Diego, CA & Naples, FL

I would do what all good agents would do, I would ask them if they are working with an agent and if they have been pre-qualified.   QuackadileI hear there are parts of Florida that have Quackadiles!!

Jul 05, 2016 04:12 AM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Always know about exits.

Jul 04, 2016 11:19 PM
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTAcondos.com
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

Have a heart attack. 

Jul 04, 2016 10:46 PM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Hey, the bartender could have at least offerred the gator a beer!

Jul 04, 2016 10:35 PM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

After watching several episodes of Swamp People on the History channel I think that I may be prepared to do what it takes to turn the intruder (the aligator, not the RE agent) into many tasty meals to take back to Wyoming with me.

Jul 04, 2016 10:06 PM
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Larry Brewer - Benchmark Realty llc
Benchmark Realty LLc - Nashville, TN

I have many small caliber weapons to eliminate the problem. Based on the reality shows I've seen, a .22 in the head is usually all it takes. No need to bring out the big guns and make a mess of your living room.

Jul 06, 2016 10:18 PM
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Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Burlington, MA
Metro Boston Homes For Sale

Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041 - what a coincidence! In a nearby town, we found a baby alligator on the road....

(And it's really very rare...)

Jul 05, 2016 02:15 PM
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Evelyn Johnston
Friends & Neighbors Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
The People You Know, Like and Trust!

I would scream like a girl...

Jul 05, 2016 11:51 AM
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I would love to hear  a few.

Jul 05, 2016 09:54 AM
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I have had a lot of experience jumping high for clients so I would be able to jump right up on the bar and escape danger.

Jul 05, 2016 09:12 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

If an alligator walked in the front door, I would have been out the back door.

Jul 05, 2016 04:24 AM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Thomas J. Nelson, Realtor I was just about to say "Shoot it and make some boots and a belt out of it" but you beat me to it!

Jul 05, 2016 03:10 AM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

Out the back door and find another bar!

Jul 05, 2016 02:03 AM
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FN LN
Toronto, ON

This establishment is clearly missing some important things such as

1) Lots of signage stating to beware of alligators AND snakes and stating that fishing is NOT allowed, access to the water and the beach is NOT allowed, and not to feed anyone

2) A fence around the establishment including rope barriers that have been updated to include some type of mesh

3) Removal of anything and everything relating to alligators and crocodiles

4) Not allowing fishing except on through a paid fishing excursion

5) Anything else I have not listed

Jul 05, 2016 01:12 AM
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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

We need open season on alligators; no license, no permit.  Turn them into suitcases and shoes.

Jul 05, 2016 01:06 AM
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Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

Not my job. Get vector control.

Jul 04, 2016 11:59 PM
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Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041 That sure is a scary thought. I would look for the back door.

Jul 04, 2016 11:42 PM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

I can't imagine that happening.... just as they have fire drills, they need to have gator drills....

Jul 04, 2016 11:26 PM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

Run out the back door !

Jul 04, 2016 11:13 PM
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Jennifer Mackay
Counts Real Estate Group, Inc. - Panama City, FL
Your Bay County Florida Realtor 850.774.6582

Scream - what else? What a story!

Jul 04, 2016 11:03 PM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

One thing i am glad we do not have here in NH

Jul 04, 2016 10:38 PM
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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Hope he is big enough foe a pair of 11 1/2 shoes or a purse.

Jul 04, 2016 10:26 PM
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Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Welcome to Florida! Lots of critters here and all looking to be discovered.

Jul 04, 2016 09:58 PM
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

He has the right to a seat at the bar.

Jul 04, 2016 09:57 PM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

I hate reptiles of any sort... so I'd be really moving away quickly no matter the size.

Jul 04, 2016 09:49 PM
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Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

Scary. Interestingly, in the Sunday NY Times RE section this week there was a Q from a future seller re: disclosing copper head snakes in her backyard.

Jul 05, 2016 04:51 AM