Steve Peters, Jr.'s Blog

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely.She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling Himself Tender Tonya very hands...

The $50 LessonRecently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.... She said she wanted to be President ...

    NO SEX SINCE 1955A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem...

      The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in  New York City  , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of theproducts...